DoD YOU SUCK!

So MyCaa was a great program, what is MyCaa may you ask? It was a program which provided funding for military spouses to get a higher education and be gainfully employed! I know scary concept right? And here is the kicker it USED to be available for undergraduate degrees, and I am pretty sure for masters level as well but IDK since I was using it for my bachelors....not any more... now they will ONLY pay towards a fucking ASSOCIATES! An associates is a FUCKING JOKE in most career fields and states depending on what you want to do.OH OH OH and it gets better!!! Now your husband's paygrade and disqualify you for funding as well... which is well just "amazing"
so yeah DoD from one pissed off military spouse trying to get her bachelors so she can get a "REAL" job
FUCK YOU!

I wouldnt have opnions if there weren't so many stupid people....

So since we last left off....
I have taken a quick trip down the river De-nile...
Learned a way to annoy Kiki's "wonderful" husband....
Had a complete face/palm moment.....
so first as we all know the De Nile is not just a river in Egypt... my river is made of the idea that my life is not scheduled just about the "need to's" but also my "want to's"...apparently Kiki has decided that I am lying to myself about what my wants and needs are... I say I have combined the I have to's and my I want to's... I think she is completely wrong because...um...well.... I like my little raft on de-nile and damn it I dunwanna get off!
So Kiki's husband well we all just "loooovvveee" him....and apparently he has a fear of little people and oh so conveniently there is an annual mother/daughter strip show that comes to the area every year (cause um the mother/daughter fact alone isnt disturbing enough....) they are both little people. So I told her we need to get him a card with a bunch of little people dressed as KISS with the tongues hanging out and inside a ticket to the mother/daughter strip show... :D
And now the face palm moment....
So my mother drives a school bus and some how they decided that she should train people. Now this is the chic who decided to try to teach me to drive ONCE...when I was 14 on her POS Mazda the day before she took it into the dump and my brother was whispering that I was gonna kill them all....if you were wondering I still can't drive a stick. So to the point of the story...one of the trainies took out a bunch of trees with a large bus and then when my mother says "well at least there weren't any kids on the bus" and this IDIOT says stone faced "wait we pick up kids???" yeah...
Oh and the title... is because Kiki told me I have too many opinions and I tend to give them to people regardless of if they want to hear them and somewhat loudly...well I say I wouldnt have opinions if people weren't stupid. I mean come on! If a 800 pound chic decides to wear a hot pink pair of leggings, hot pink zebra print mini skirt I say she is JUST ASKING for an opinion to be made! I mean really! So yes I am a b*tch but whatever...if you don't want an opinion to be made then don't invite one so well.

I'm leaving on a jet plane...

well maybe. So my husband is off for school right now, and well I guess he'll be done next week. Which is great cause I am sick of Navy Limbo. Navy Limbo is a term I am using to apply to our situation... I have no idea if it is a "real" term or not but it works for us.Up until last year he was on a Submarine and then was taken off for medical reasons so he is gone for training and was supposed to be in school until August which was fine, it'd be 3 months away from each other but we've done it before and this time we could talk more often. Well he calls me tonight and tells me he should be done with classes NEXT WEEK! I am so not ready for a move! let alone a move to an as of yet unknown location on an unknown date! I want him to get a call tomorrow saying "wookie you are moving to this base and you need to be there on X date" but I am afraid he'll get the call tomorrow and then need to be there in a week which doesnt give us enough time to get the Navy here to move our things, clean the house for inspection, then start looking into jobs and schools out in where ever we go. So I might be moving soon or we might not there is always a chance he'll get stationed here which while I would enjoy staying with my friends I dont wanna stay here! I like the area but we've been in the same apartment for 2 years now and um I am bored... I wanna move and move now-ish.

It’s my Party and I’ll cry if I want to….cry if I want to…cry if I want to…you would cry to if it happened to you.

So today is mine and my husband’s anniversary… and he isn’t home…again. He was home for last years and that has been it. Which sucks but doesn’t to much, since last year we went out to eat and I know it wouldn’t of been anywhere really nice since well while I love my husband he is not one you bring to a “fancier” restaurant. Meaning if it is more upscale then Applebee’s… I go with a friend instead. So I am sure we wouldn’t be doing much of anything anyways. I just hope he remembers to call today.
So off of the pitty party… Kiki and her midget are coming by tonight to do a movie night and since I cannot follow the path of least resistance instead of just moving my 20” TV from my bedroom into munchkin’s room for the girls to have their movie night in her room I am rearranging my bedroom for them to do it in there. Cause moving the small but heavy TV would be too much work and somehow rearranging my bedroom isn’t… I have stopped trying to understand my own motives at times, I blame most of the insanity on my daughter now to be honest. I think the cause is really genetics, and in that case this poor child is well screwed, but she is a good scapegoat ya know?

You are sufficiently deficient in you’re deficiency

“Hence in doing these things we can never be correct, but must invariably be in error. We cannot do them well or not well-e.g. by committing adultery with the right woman at the right time, in the right way; on the contrary, it is true unconditionally that to do any of them is to be in error. [to think these admit of a mean], therefore, is like thinking that unjust or cowardly or intemperate action also admits of a mean, an excess and a deficiency, an excess of excess and a deficiency of deficiency.”
Ciulla, J. B. (2003). The Ethics of Leadership. Belmont: Wadsworth.
So that is an excerpt from my friend’s ethics text book (this friend to be henceforth known as Kiki). She is working on her MBA from Southern New Hampshire University. We have formulated a plan so we can go out and she gets her homework done. She drives, I read. It works very well for us until this book came along. That is just my favorite paragraph from the reading since well the concept of there being a right way to commit adultery is amusing to me because really how do you commit adultery wrong? It’s not a complicated subject matter… I am by no means condoning adultery I find the act just disgusting in its entirety but how do you do it wrong???
This book is so full of circle logic is has given me a strong desire to find the author and egg their house or bologna their car. For those of you who do not know this bologna when applied to a car and left in the sun will eat the paint away (muahahahahaha). I know we won’t do it cause well I have no idea where the author of this evil text lives and really I have very little desire to travel just to exact revenge on someone who uses mass quantities of circle logic and hence… I swear every other sentence in this text begins with the word Hence… so over used!
So off of the rant about the evil Ethics book… No mommy-ism or Munchkin-isms today :( I have decided though that I need to carry a small notebook with a pen for those Mommy and Munchkin-isms this way I don’t forget. I know there was one good one earlier today but of course I can’t remember it now.

First post

I guess you can call this my first post. I had started this over a year and a half ago as a project 365 blog and well I suck at taking pictures. I don't mean suck as in the quality of the pictures sucked I just cant remember to do it. So I am restarting this for well the heck of it.
So anyways this has been a fun week. My little brother is trying to move up to Maine so he was here all last week trying to find a job and what not. Hopefully it worked cause he needs a job bad and if it'll be here then he needs a place cause I don't know how long he can live here with out me snapping.
Oh and from time to time I may have an Munchkin-ism, these are little sayings from my child that are either cute, funny, or both that I feel must be shared.
I may have a Mommy-ism..same as above but from me and almost never cute.
sadly today there is no Munchkin/Mommy-ism to share but its 0300 so who knows what will occur in the next 21 hours :D